I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
