6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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