i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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