Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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