Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
