cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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