My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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