Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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