Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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