Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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