Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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