Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
