so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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