therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
she told me i tasted like america
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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