I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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