After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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