Just fell off a train. Bad.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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