yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize
