So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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