her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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