How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So many bounce houses so little time
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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