so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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