Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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