Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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