ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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