Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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