nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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