two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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