Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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