So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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