I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
