And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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