So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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