Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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