My hand turned me down
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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