can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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