I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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