SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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