I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
be right there i have to get my cape
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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