dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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