he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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