singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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