No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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