That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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