Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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