I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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