I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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