Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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