dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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