I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He? As in you personified your dick?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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