There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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