Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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