My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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