I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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