Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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